A woman's place is on her knees

One of my longstanding beliefs is that women should be completely subservient to men. (There, that should make me popular with NOW.) People have accused me of being misogynist, but I tell them that the idea of female submission hasn't harmed my eyesight in any way. This usually confuses them until they realize I was pulling a play on words.

Seriously, my view here is simple; it's the old saw "Even in an equal partnership, one partner has to be more equal than the other." The only way anything ever gets done in any sort of relationship, be it business, personal or sexual, is if one person has the final say and the other submits. Otherwise, you deadlock, indecisiveness, "waffling" and a bunch of running around and wasting of time while no one gets anything done.

It's my belief that in the great cosmic scale of things, God simplified the whole decision-making process over who leads and who follows by boiling it all down to this: Men rule and women obey. All the major religions take this for granted. When you look at it from an anatomical point of view, it all comes down to this: Men were designed to penetrate, and women were designed to be penetrated.

A lot of the woes of the world could be cured if men would stop being afraid to be MEN, take the reins of their families and lay the law down instead of trying to make everybody happy and not upset their wives / girlfriends / etc.

How far should female submission go? That's a post for another day, but for a hint, check out the attached icon ...

So ... Why a mermaid?

Anyone who has known me for very long knows I have a "thing" for Ariel from the movie "The Little Mermaid." When the movie first came out in late 1989, I was "between girlfriends" and more than a bit lonely. When I saw the movie, she was a breath of fresh air. She was young, she was lovely, she had big eyes and all that red hair, she had a beautiful voice, a fine figure (from the waist up), she had a respectable chest size ... and she was the most naked toon princess I'd ever seen. Cute, young and spunky, and just a bit naive ... what more could a man want? On top of all that, she was the first Disney princess to have a full frontal nude scene in her own movie. Most people, sitting watching a "G"-rated movie, just glaze over it without realizing they've seen a naked pubis. Plus some momentary bare buns. Go back and watch and see if you can spot those scenes.

I was glad to find out later I wasn't the only guy who had fallen in love with a cartoon girl, or at least with the idea of what that "perfect girl" could be. When the first commercial Internet provider opened in my city in 1994, and I got my very own account, I found that - gasp! - there were people drawing nekkid pictures of the animated stars of the early 1990s - Ariel, Belle, Jasmine. I myself had dabbled a bit in digital art - my very first dirty pix was a bondage drawing done way back in 1983 on a TI99/4A with its "graphics keys" - but now we were talking about seriously good art by seriously demented fans. I was at home.

Welcome!

This seems as good a way as any to kick off my blog. I am Col. Kink, probably best known as a fan artist on certain Usenet groups dealing with cartoon characters. My art generally takes the form of erotica, ranging from mild cheesecake poses to dark and disturbing BDSM fantasies.

This blog will deal with anything and everything - from my political and social observations to works of fiction, tributes to beautiful women, my longtime obsession with one particular animated lady to my views on the relationships between men and women, which have often incorrectly been labeled as "misogynist."

One thing you won't find here is my cartoon erotica, at least not until I get a better handle on how to display it on a public forum without certain movie studios becoming inflamed.